Will you read my manuscript? Introduce me to your agent? Chat with me so I can get publishing advice?

I get these questions very frequently (sometimes even multiple times a day!). And the short answer is, unfortunately, no. But I completely empathize with how frustrating the road to (traditional) publication can be, so I wrote a comprehensive blog post to answer these questions in depth (along with many other frequently asked questions, such as how I got an agent) — check out this post.